Everything I Need to Know I Learned from Stargate SG-1

1. When traveling to other planets, remember your home address.

2. Beware of strangers with glowing eyes.

3. One stuns. Two kills. Three removes the evidence.

4. Don't say "Ka" until you've tried it.

5. Candy bars go a long way towards building new friendships.

6. Call your team every morning to make sure you're wearing the right color uniform.

7. Whenever you agree with what someone has just said, say “Indeed.”

8. When in trouble, five bucks says Carter has a theory.

9. Juggling is a good skill to master.

10. Never give Richard Dean Anderson a prop, he'll just play with it.