Son of… Everything I Need to Know I Learned from Stargate SG-1

1. Don’t accept food from alien women unless you’re willing to marry them.
   
2. Of all the delicious flavors of Jell-O Gelatin, blue is the best!
   
3. Mother Nature sometimes moonlights as a diner waitress.
   
4. If you’re Sam's boyfriend/love interest, make sure your will is up to date.
   
5. Always hide one of your ion cannons for a rainy day.
   
6. If at first you don't succeed try try try try try try try try try again.
   
7. Never hide your feelings during a lie detector test given by the Tok'ra.
   
8. Never look a crystal skull in the eyes!
   
9. If Daniel has long hair, it’s probably a dream or a flashback.
   
10. Always remember to set your VCR before leaving for Antarctica.
    
11. You don't have to know the meaning of the word "insolence" to be good at it.